Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Today on TITCFTIHEH: Brett motherfucking Favre

Brett Lorenzo Favre, born October 10, 1969, is an American Football quarterback for the Minnesota Vikings.

Yeah, you read correctly, he is 40 fucking years old.


This fucking guy.

Brett Favre plays in probably the most important position in NFL, quarterback. He is the one that gets the majority of the ball (not dick ball) in the game. He throws it around, and people catch it. You may be saying to yourself, big fucking deal, what's so crazy about this?

Think back to when your father or uncle or whatever was 40 years old, and imagine him playing professional sport. Now imagine him doing this.



He is the guy that gets the ball straight away, throws it like it has AIDS, and then blocks the absolute shit out of some 49er. See that guy doing all the badass stuff? Brett Favre.

Check out 39s to 50s. Is this guy on crack?


Here is a video of the highlights of that game.



Check it out at 1:00 and 3:27. 

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH? Did i just watch some 40 year old dude throw the winning pass in an NFL game with only seconds to go? Is this 40 year old dominating the crap out of players like this? I think so.


Feed me your unwanted children. Now.

Here is another video i found of him the following week.



Check out 3:06. Un. Fucking. Believable.

That is the craziest fucking thing i have ever seen.

Keep fucking that chicken.

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